I got stung by a honeybee yesterday in my garden; I stepped on the little guy. Well, girl - foragers are all diploid female bees. I'm not allergic but I do get sick from the sting.. fuckers injected me with poison! I don't hold it against them - bees have been helping Mankind out for 10,000 years - but goddamn if I didn't wake up sick to my stomach this morning! I vomitted this morning like I haven't vomitted in months. Not since my last shot of H or C, really.
The heat is on to find some money. I've been applying all over; this area is economically desolate. I'm entirely over-qualified for most positions I apply for - but still to no avail. It leads me to think of crazy, stupid criminal activities that can help get money together for my legal case - or, more likely, stick me with another open case. And I hate jail. But what is a guy to do??
I'm bloody brilliant. I know a little about crime; I'm nonviolent though. Not having any accomplices, and with cameras everywhere, most robberies/heists are out of the question. I'm not a bad guy - if I could live my life without money, I would. But I can't.
I need money for: my legal case, to clear up my debt at the University/Pittsburgh, to move to a Medical Marijuana State (or Nation..), and ultimately open up my own small businesses.
A cafe featuring home-baked, all natural cakes and brownies and stuff like that. Coffee and tea drinks too!Two menus - "Special" menu and "Regular" menu. I want it to be a very relaxed, bakery/pot cafe/vaporizor lounge. House plants, eclectic seating, bookshelves with classics of literature and different board games to play. No rushing of the customers; I want it to be a place where people come to pay, nominally, to hang out. And to medicate in a place where nobody has to be worried about eating or vaporizing their God-given herbal medicine.
All I'd require for entrance is one drink or treat per customer, and no criminal activities on premises! No booze. No drugs. No open sales of pot or hash.. just be sneaky and I'd probably turn a blind eye, if you offer me a joint of course ;@
My other small business idea is a Consultation/Gen.Contractor business. I and my partner could turn it into QUITE a lucrative business. Setting up, maintaining, and trouble shooting Indoor MMJ grows for Patients or their Caregivers. We would also offer clean up, tear-down, and trimming services. Again, I'd like to charge as low as I can while still turning a profit.
It's what I like to do , and what I'm good at - So why not pursue it? I just have to pursue it in an area where the penalties for growing aren't so harsh. In fact, where growing for Patients is LEGAL.
_Today I'm applying to some more jobs around my way: UPS, Rite Aid Pharmacy Tech, an Ice factory. Fun.
Also, my nefarious mind will also continue comtemplating different ways of procuring money illegally.. though that never works out well. And, as previous, I do NOT want to go back to jail. So we'll see.
Previous things that have worked (back in my addict days) were: thieving out of lockers at the gym, having my hands in the till at the bar I worked at (2-500$ a week on top of my pay, sweet), and also convincing a girl I could buy 400 Xanax 2mg for 300 dollars - I CAN do that, but I took her 300 and put it in my arm. Sucker.
None of these are really viable though. No guns, getaway drivers, accomplices.. Fuck all that illegal stuff. For now.
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